foodffs:

Chocolate Caramels
Really nice recipes. Every hour.

foodffs:

Chocolate Caramels

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really  annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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7ns:

#I love how chris’s only objection is that it’s biologically impossible

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:


The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills


Insane.

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

Insane.

thedrawinggeek:

step off

hi:

hi:

hi:

I’ve been watching horror movies on Netflix non stop the last 2 days so I keep getting scared by every single little thing omg

wow i have the best roommate

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update: it was just my pet hedgehog eating cheerios